Ellen DeGeneres wins award, flirts with Carrie Underwood who is sitting next to Hugh Laurie . . .

and consoles Oprah by saying “sorry your show got canceled.”

waiting for “the people” . . . nope! But “I like people, I’ve liked people for a long time, so this means a lot to me.” Clever girl. She says “this is eleven” [People’s Choice Awards] “which is one for each of Sandra Bullock’s toes. Sandy cracks up, while Ryan Reynolds just looks insanely adorable next to her. Scarlett Johanssen, I never had a reason not to like you before, but now I lust for your husband. Shall we spar?

Why does she dress like a 17-year-old emo singer working for Disney, though?

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