according to the winners of best TV comedy, “The Big Bang Theory.” Kaley Cuoco and Johnny Galecki praise “the fans”while Jim Parsons breaks down and thanks “you, People.” I sulk. How I Met Your Mother is SO much sexier than this silly geek show. At least it wasn’t Two and a Half Men, which in my mind is “Three Wanna-be’s That Together Might Add Up to One-and-a-half Penises.” Bah. Charlie Sheen, bah. I miss your brother. Emilio, call me!!! Or at least take a friggin’ acting job again. Please? I need a short, middle-aged hottie to love.
Also, Kaley Cuoco could never not be cute, but is she wearing a Hefty bag? Not that I don’t think it’s cute. It is just very black and shiny. Also, Johnny Galecki needs a shave. Jim Parsons, you need to stop talking. Thank you.